Sunday, September 13, 2009

Smeagle or Gollum?


After my previous post, I was cruising around google, looking for the ugliest bride out there. Sorry people, couldn't find her, but this one is a charmer.

The only difficulties I'm having is that I'm not sure if its Smeagle or Gollum.. Its the happiest day of his/(her?) life, but the terrorizing grin implies otherwize..

Comment.

On Sarah Jessica Parker and Sex in the City.






Uhh-hhhuuuuh. Its exactly who you think it is...


Her fairytale wedding, I guess..


I'm going to rent "Sex in the City: The Movie" right now.


HAhahahhahah, comment.

On Introductions

The most pointless thing ever. Something everyone has to endure on the first day of school, when you're sitting beside someone you've already known for 2 years now. And if not, its someone you know about from creeping on their facebook accounts, or hearing about their latest drama (i.e Sally got an abortion this summer...) and all that other bull shit.

Why don't we just skip all this nonsense and move on to things that we all care about...

So here is my introduction.
I'm Lottie, i don't have a face, so deffinitly no eye color, and no hair, no body, so i can't exactlyl have a height.
First person to draw me based on my description wins a cookie.

I'm your imagination. Right now you're dreaming. You aren't truely reading this. Here's an idea, stay away from those pills you call a fun time.

And for the record, i'm about to eat chicken. Thought everyone (who is noone) would like to know. Goodbye.